FUPA On A Plane

Despite the efforts of law enforcement and the TSA, the FUPA have now been smuggled into the friendly skies.  Undetected by the most sophisticated airport security devices, the FUPA have quietly masqueraded as passengers seeking a sunny destination. 

 While fellow passengers seem unaware of the FUPA presence, the FUPA look to escape the confines of a single seat and in true FUPA fashion seek to occupy the seat next to them as well.  First escaping from the cover of the 4x shirt, the FUPA will then seek to escape the restraint of the seat belt.  Once free from all restraints, the FUPA will be free to move about the cabin and impose their will on passengers not familiar with the FUPA ways.

Even though FUPA are masters of disguise and are often hard to identify, passengers should always be on the lookout for empty Burger King bags and soda cups, as this is a tell-tale sign that FUPA are in the immediate area.  If you stumble across any of these clues, do not attempt to confront the FUPA on your own; seek the help of airline personnel immediately.