The FUPAHOLIC

While on safari you must be careful not to become a FUPAHOLIC. Yes, there are those out there who fall in love with the FUPA. They can't get enough. They need it everyday. This is sad because their love is only for the FUPA not the person.

There are those who desire and love to touch the FUPA. This is not only ill-advised but dangerous. One must not get too close to the FUPA. While the FUPA may look warm and cuddly it is definitely not FUPALICIOUS.

Cold Weather FUPA

The FUPA is very cunning. In cold weather, the FUPA will do its best to hide under multiple layers of clothing.

Any FUPA safari veteran will not be fooled by the FUPA sneaky ways. Notice how there is a distinct outline of the FUPA hidden under the outer layer of the coat.

Despite its futile attempts, the FUPA is ultimately discovered and soon will begin to look for other ways to remain incognito.

The FUPA In Repose

Behold the FUPA in repose. In its public habitat the FUPA often does not care who notices it.

Displaying its massive physique, the FUPA sometimes dares the world not to look. This FUPA has nearly morphed into its larger cousin on the food-chain, the GUPA (Giant Upper Pubic Area).

Such sitings of the FUPA are not uncommon. Sporting events offer a bountiful dichotomy for the FUPA. While the crowd watches the atheletes play their sport, the FUPA sits quietly while contemplating its next meal.

Bus Stop FUPA

One of the magical moments of a safari is when you can take a picture of the FUPA in its natural habitat.

Here, the FUPA grazes while resting. While FUPA rarely travel alone, it is not uncommon to find one off by itself.

The FUPA seldom travels under its own power. So Bus Stops become fertile ground for FUPA snapshots.

Parking Lot FUPA

One must be careful when approaching the FUPA. Sometimes the only way to take a photograph safely is to approach from the back of FUPA.

Here, on the plains of the Elementary School parking lot, while children play, the FUPA sits quietly.

Caution must be used when photographing a FUPA even from a distance. The slightest sound of a camera might disturb the FUPA who does not like to be photographed.