FUPA Definition

FUPA - pronounced (Foo-Pah) The roll of flab over the genitals of obese people. Looks most hideous when seen through sweatpants. The word FUPA stands for "Fat Upper Pubic Area".
Safari - (suh-fahr-ee) a journey or expedition, for hunting, exploration, or investigation, especially at Walmart, the mall food court, or fast food restuarants.

The Secret Life of the FUPA

Emerging through the fluorescent twilight, a FUPA lumbers forward, sniffing, snorting, searching for something.  With each foraging step it is obvious that the FUPA is on a mission.

 Here, we capture a FUPA embarking on a midnight journey, seeking other FUPA's to socialize and mate with, or at the very least, to share some tender moments.

 Their size makes them relatively easy to spot and an easy target for poachers, who continue to hunt the FUPA in large numbers.  While they have been extensively studied by scientists in the field and also in shopping malls and Walmarts, we are still struggling to understand just how these unique megafauna behave in the wild.

 We must remind everyone that the FUPA social structure is very complex and due to their aggressive nature it can be hard to observe.  All FUPA are aggressive when it comes to their established territory.  This makes it very hard for young FUPA to go and find their own territory where they can live. 



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