FUPA Definition

FUPA - pronounced (Foo-Pah) The roll of flab over the genitals of obese people. Looks most hideous when seen through sweatpants. The word FUPA stands for "Fat Upper Pubic Area".
Safari - (suh-fahr-ee) a journey or expedition, for hunting, exploration, or investigation, especially at Walmart, the mall food court, or fast food restuarants.

Restaurant FUPA

One can never tell where the FUPA will attempt to hide.  FUPA have been known to seek refuge under the restaurant table where they will remain until the end of the meal.  In the sanctity of the cool, dark respite of the table underside, FUPA remain quiet; content to enjoy their anonymity.

One must remember, however, that the FUPA is a predator and is poised to strike at any moment.  In an attempt to remain undetected, the FUPA can morph into many shapes and sometimes camouflages itself as part of the restaurant table.

FUPA have the ability to exude tremendous sensuality and have been known to play "footsie" with unsuspecting dinner patrons. 

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