FUPA Definition
FUPA - pronounced (Foo-Pah) The roll of flab over the genitals of obese people. Looks most hideous when seen through sweatpants. The word FUPA stands for "Fat Upper Pubic Area".
Safari - (suh-fahr-ee) a journey or expedition, for hunting, exploration, or investigation, especially at Walmart, the mall food court, or fast food restuarants.
Save The FUPA
FUPA live in all of the world's oceans, communicating through complex and obnoxious sounds. And they're massive; the American FUPA can weigh as much as 600 pounds, making it of the largest FUPA on the planet.
The important thing to remember is that FUPA are mammals just like us. They breathe air, have hair, are warm blooded, give birth to live young and feed their young milk. While most FUPA are unique, they can be graceful and mysterious; they enjoy playing in the surf and creating tsunami's from excess gas released while submerged in the ocean.
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