FUPA Definition

FUPA - pronounced (Foo-Pah) The roll of flab over the genitals of obese people. Looks most hideous when seen through sweatpants. The word FUPA stands for "Fat Upper Pubic Area".
Safari - (suh-fahr-ee) a journey or expedition, for hunting, exploration, or investigation, especially at Walmart, the mall food court, or fast food restuarants.

The FUPA In Repose


Behold the FUPA in repose. In its public habitat the FUPA often does not care who notices it.

Displaying its massive physique, the FUPA sometimes dares the world not to look. This FUPA has nearly morphed into its larger cousin on the food-chain, the GUPA (Giant Upper Pubic Area).

Such sitings of the FUPA are not uncommon. Sporting events offer a bountiful dichotomy for the FUPA. While the crowd watches the atheletes play their sport, the FUPA sits quietly while contemplating its next meal.

Bus Stop FUPA


One of the magical moments of a safari is when you can take a picture of the FUPA in its natural habitat.

Here, the FUPA grazes while resting. While FUPA rarely travel alone, it is not uncommon to find one off by itself.

The FUPA seldom travels under its own power. So Bus Stops become fertile ground for FUPA snapshots.

Parking Lot FUPA

One must be careful when approaching the FUPA. Sometimes the only way to take a photograph safely is to approach from the back of FUPA.

Here, on the plains of the Elementary School parking lot, while children play, the FUPA sits quietly.

Caution must be used when photographing a FUPA even from a distance. The slightest sound of a camera might disturb the FUPA who does not like to be photographed.