FUPA Definition

FUPA - pronounced (Foo-Pah) The roll of flab over the genitals of obese people. Looks most hideous when seen through sweatpants. The word FUPA stands for "Fat Upper Pubic Area".
Safari - (suh-fahr-ee) a journey or expedition, for hunting, exploration, or investigation, especially at Walmart, the mall food court, or fast food restuarants.

Parking Lot FUPA

One must be careful when approaching the FUPA. Sometimes the only way to take a photograph safely is to approach from the back of FUPA.

Here, on the plains of the Elementary School parking lot, while children play, the FUPA sits quietly.

Caution must be used when photographing a FUPA even from a distance. The slightest sound of a camera might disturb the FUPA who does not like to be photographed.

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