FUPA Definition

FUPA - pronounced (Foo-Pah) The roll of flab over the genitals of obese people. Looks most hideous when seen through sweatpants. The word FUPA stands for "Fat Upper Pubic Area".
Safari - (suh-fahr-ee) a journey or expedition, for hunting, exploration, or investigation, especially at Walmart, the mall food court, or fast food restuarants.

Cold Weather FUPA

The FUPA is very cunning. In cold weather, the FUPA will do its best to hide under multiple layers of clothing.

Any FUPA safari veteran will not be fooled by the FUPA sneaky ways. Notice how there is a distinct outline of the FUPA hidden under the outer layer of the coat.

Despite its futile attempts, the FUPA is ultimately discovered and soon will begin to look for other ways to remain incognito.

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