There are those who desire and love to touch the FUPA. This is not only ill-advised but dangerous. One must not get too close to the FUPA. While the FUPA may look warm and cuddly it is definitely not FUPALICIOUS.
FUPA - pronounced (Foo-Pah) The roll of flab over the genitals of obese people. Looks most hideous when seen through sweatpants. The word FUPA stands for "Fat Upper Pubic Area".
Safari - (suh-fahr-ee) a journey or expedition, for hunting, exploration, or investigation, especially at Walmart, the mall food court, or fast food restuarants.